Things said in meetings 🙃

“Let’s take this offline”: Please stop talking

“I’m going to be devil’s advocate”: I’m about to insult everyone

“That’s an interesting idea”: It’s not

“Our cashflow projections are looking a little strained”: We’re going broke

“Lets take the 10,000 feet view on this”: ‘cause it’s too depressing down here

“We’re targeting the discounts market” : We’ll be giving away stuff for free and hoping for the best

“It’s not about profits”: It’s always about profits, but we don’t have any yet

“ I have a hard-stop at …”: I can only stand this for so long