Things said in meetings 🙃

December 1, 2023 (1y ago)

  • “Let’s take this offline”: Please stop talking

  • “I’m going to be devil’s advocate”: I’m about to insult everyone

  • “That’s an interesting idea”: It’s not

  • “Our cashflow projections are looking a little strained”: We’re going broke

  • “Lets take the 10,000 feet view on this”: ‘cause it’s too depressing down here

  • “We’re targeting the discounts market” : We’ll be giving away stuff for free and hoping for the best

  • “It’s not about profits”: It’s always about profits, but we don’t have any yet

  • “ I have a hard-stop at …”: I can only stand this for so long